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This blog is approximately 25% aesthetic, 25% politics, and 50% unrepentant shitposting. time, the healer, brings its rewards.
This blog is approximately 25% aesthetic, 25% politics, and 50% unrepentant shitposting. time, the healer, brings its rewards.
today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”
The signs as things that happen way too often on chopped
| Aries: | that whiny white boy chef talking about how he shouldn't have been chopped |
| Taurus: | Ted Allen telling the contestant the judges can't eat their food because they got blood on the plate |
| Gemini: | when two chefs are racing to the ice cream machine in the dessert round |
| Cancer: | Alex Guarnaschelli yelling at the contestants to finish their plates |
| Leo: | Ted Allen making a bad pun and laughing at it |
| Virgo: | Aarón Sanchez telling someone their dish needs more spice |
| Libra: | Geoffrey Zakarian telling someone their dish is too spicy |
| Scorpio: | the contestants complaining about a mystery basket ingredient because it isn't organic |
| Sagittarius: | a chef talking about their dramatic life story without being asked |
| Capricorn: | Amanda Freitag telling a contestant that their dessert isn't sweet enough |
| Aquarius: | Scott Conant complaining about raw red onions |
| Pisces: | a contestant bursting into tears when asked about their family |
A very necessary food network text post meme
Baby: Turn up.
Dad: No, turn down.
Baby: Turn up.
Dad: No, your little ass goin to bed.
Baby: No.
Dad: Ain’t no turnin up tonight.
Baby: [walking away] Turn up.
Dad: No, night-night. C’mere.
Baby:Turn up.
Dad: I said turn down.
Baby [running away] Turn up.
Dad: No, turn down. Your little ass-
Hahahahhahahahhhhhhhah
whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for
(via sailormiyoung89)
